8 Planets? 12 Planets? Slow News Day

So now they’re saying that Pluto is going to be demoted. A week ago they were saying that Cedna, etc., were going to be promoted. Is anything official yet? Or have things gotten to the point where even science news is the subject of 24-hour cable news speculation? What does John Mark Karr (he must be a criminal because they use of his middle name) have to say about the classification of solar orbiting objects?