Was It That Ass I Coveted?
In the past 96 hours, I’ve been exposed to:
- meteors,
- an earthquake,
- a hurricane,
- a tsunami watch,
- annoying frogs (which, while not exactly toads, are still amphibians), and
- annoying crickets (which, while not exactly locusts, are still Orthopterids).
I feel like I should return that tiki to the cave…
