Google ‘#{first_name} Needs’

The new game is to search Google for ‘#{your_first_name} Needs’ and post the top two things:

http://www.google.com/search?q=Larry+Needs : Larry needs to make a budget. Liberal Larry needs a fisking.

Spooky.

6 Comments

  1. Melissa says:

    Melissa needs a lot of guidance. Melissa also needs hydration after the walk. Oh! Does Google replace the trusty Magic 8 ball?

  2. Andres needs to lighten up a lil and stop bein such an errogant mother ****er!!

  3. Matthew says:

    Matthew Needs to Bring Sexy Back. Why Did Matthew Need Dead Babies?

    Hm… I could take the first one as friendly advice, but the second one is way out there – as my lawyer already explained to the judge.

    Fun idea, all in all

  4. Steve Boyko says:

    Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman. PAPPY STEVE NEEDS TO FIRE HIMSELF.

    Love it!

  5. damon says:

    1. Damon Needs a Haircut
    2. Damon Needs to rest and evaluate

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=damon+needs&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=

    1. Give me some hair.
    2. Give it to me please!

  6. Eber needs to reinvent his retro brand so he’s taking a gamble on a new Las Vegas salon.